oh, the luck.

{Dear Lowes Home Improvement Center of Pocatello, Idaho}

Your paint department is on my {you-know-what} list...

And so are the group of giggling girl employees that spent thirty minutes helping me pick out just the {right} kind....

...and ended up giving me stain for fences...

...instead of stain for decks.

The {you-know-what} hit the fan when I figured this out....

...especially because I figured it out after I had already stained

95%

of

my

deck.

Awesome. So freaking awesome.